Hostage Situation

For hours now, we've been held hostage by the wild animals in our back yard. We received their initial demands:

1. Two scoops of food
2. Access to the couch fully restored
3. Delete The Dog Whisperer from the DVR

We've notified the authorities and are currently in negotiations.

*Note: That is, in fact, our designer draft blocker from Etsy. It's filled with the finest pinto beans money can buy.